Now, I like to keep my blog posts SHORT, I mean, short, but in this case, maybe I'll make it two or three paragraphs. I don't know, it depends at how much time I have at my rival, Line Eva's house. Your probably wondering, why the heck am I at some random person's house, saying that their my rival. Well, actually, it turns out that her parents and my parents are friends, so I'm trapped at her house till like, the end of time.(Ahem, sarcasm, wait, is that really sarcasm. I think. But I wouldn't know, I don't understand it.) Uh oh, darn. My parents are ready to go. Darn, I can't right that many paragraphs. Bi all readers!!! Oh good. Maybe I can stay a bit. Before I leave I have better get on with the main point of this article. Don't be confused if I go kinda astray. It happens. Wait, what was I going to talk about in this article??? (Conscience Speaking: Look at the title you fool!!!) OOOOHHHHH!!!! That's what I was talking about! Sorry for the delay. Now let's get it started!
My rival, don't be offended Line Eva, or her friends, but I must talk about what a banana and bologna and egg salad sandwich brain she is. At the moment, as you already know, I am marooned at Line's house. I was so bored that I eventually just gave up on trying not to be bored and broke out typing this post. Did you know that egg salad doesn't taste that bad. It tastes horrible, but not the revolting flavor that you'd imagine it to be.(Conscience Speaking: Idiot! Talk sensibly you idiotic hobo! Me Speaking: Yeah well, you're not so good at remembering what YOU want to talk about either conscience! Conscience Speaking: Fool! Listen or you shall plunge yourself out the window! Me Speaking: Oh, so you want to rumble well...Gaaaahhhh!!! Crash, Bam, Smash, aaaiiieee!!!...............
Sorry about the trouble! My conscience is supposed to do good for me but it usually does bad for me. Oh! And their is an annoying girl and a fat cat bothering me and being a pest too! Now back to the article. Sorry about the delay!
Line Eva bothers me SO often. She is older than me though, but only by like half a year. She teases me and always bores me when I'm at her house.
Do you like grape juice? I think it tastes like metal and poop. My favorite color is blue. Oops. Sorry no time. BI!!!
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uhhhhhh...u get off topic alot. but it was pretty funny.
UGH! Who in the world do you think you are? You can't just insult somebody like that! This is "LYnn Eva" BTW to tell you that you need to find a more interesting topic to write about. You know, someday, one or more of your "rivals" will come and get you. I am no kidding. Beware.
It's LYNN Eva, not Line Eva, you dope.
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