Sunday, July 26, 2009

Silk: The Weirdness Behind It

Alright, so you all know how silk is a really expensive type of cloth right? But do you know how silk was discovered and how its made? I thought not.

A long time ago, the legendary Yellow Emperor of CHina sent his wife to the garden to see what was making holes in hsi mulberry trees (weirdo). What she saw on the trees were little silk worms, but she didn't know that yet. The silk worms were in their cocoons, which the empress found odd, and she took one off to "PLAY" with. She ended up dropping the poor thing in to her tea and it got BOILED TO DEATH!!!!!! And since I don't feel like boring you with an extremely long story about what happened next, I'm gonna-HEY LOOK!!! A BIRDY!!! *crash boom shriek*- "Hey. It's raining prettty hard outside. I think I hear thunder, and THERE'S the lighting. No, wait, don't lock the door....

ZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!


Thursday, July 23, 2009

the last post

yes im done!

A post in two mins.

KK, so I've got two minutes to type this post (the time is now 9:00), and I wanted to see how much i could type in two minutes, which is not very much since im like th slowest typer in the world. Anyway, I just want to talk about any random topic that pops into my head. Oh oh i got one. Ok, so I was reading my emails the other day and I go t one from a girl naemd evaline. she said that my blog posts were srtupid and and that she wasnt even going to bother. It makes me kinda sad, to tell you the truth, that my blog isnt entertaining you and

Saturday, July 18, 2009

A SLIGHT Variation in the Topic!

Dear Whatever Weirdo Reads this Crap,

Yeah.......so you all know how this blog is supposed to be about weirdos (hence the title), right? Well I decided that I would rather talk about weirdos AND the weird experiences that plague my "would be" normal life. Right, just wanted to give you a heads up.

Your's Truly,
Fredrick Dan (not my real name, but who the heck uses their REAL name??? You guessed it: a weirdo)