"Pollution"

Pollution itself is a weirdo. Oops, sorry, wrong font. I wanna use Verdana. OK. As I was saying, pollution is a weirdo. I am willing to bet that one of you reading this has, in some way or another, provoked pollution in some way. (No offense to you people who think that you never have polluted)

Wether you have turned on an air conditioning system, or went in a car to school, or whatever, unfortunately, pollution is everywhere we turn. I know it might be beyond some people to turn away from pollution, like if you all need to drive to school because it is far away. But please, if you can walk to school in two minutes, take the chance. And, if you can turn off your air conditioning, do it.

Please listen, because mother nature is counting on you.

My Rival.....(Scratch that. She's not technically my "RIVAL" if u consider a rival someone you compete against. But I DO hate her...

Now, I like to keep my blog posts SHORT, I mean, short, but in this case, maybe I'll make it two or three paragraphs. I don't know, it depends at how much time I have at my rival, Line Eva's house. Your probably wondering, why the heck am I at some random person's house, saying that their my rival. Well, actually, it turns out that her parents and my parents are friends, so I'm trapped at her house till like, the end of time.(Ahem, sarcasm, wait, is that really sarcasm. I think. But I wouldn't know, I don't understand it.) Uh oh, darn. My parents are ready to go. Darn, I can't right that many paragraphs. Bi all readers!!! Oh good. Maybe I can stay a bit. Before I leave I have better get on with the main point of this article. Don't be confused if I go kinda astray. It happens. Wait, what was I going to talk about in this article??? (Conscience Speaking: Look at the title you fool!!!) OOOOHHHHH!!!! That's what I was talking about! Sorry for the delay. Now let's get it started!

My rival, don't be offended Line Eva, or her friends, but I must talk about what a banana and bologna and egg salad sandwich brain she is. At the moment, as you already know, I am marooned at Line's house. I was so bored that I eventually just gave up on trying not to be bored and broke out typing this post. Did you know that egg salad doesn't taste that bad. It tastes horrible, but not the revolting flavor that you'd imagine it to be.(Conscience Speaking: Idiot! Talk sensibly you idiotic hobo! Me Speaking: Yeah well, you're not so good at remembering what YOU want to talk about either conscience! Conscience Speaking: Fool! Listen or you shall plunge yourself out the window! Me Speaking: Oh, so you want to rumble well...Gaaaahhhh!!! Crash, Bam, Smash, aaaiiieee!!!...............

Sorry about the trouble! My conscience is supposed to do good for me but it usually does bad for me. Oh! And their is an annoying girl and a fat cat bothering me and being a pest too! Now back to the article. Sorry about the delay!

Line Eva bothers me SO often. She is older than me though, but only by like half a year. She teases me and always bores me when I'm at her house.

Do you like grape juice? I think it tastes like metal and poop. My favorite color is blue. Oops. Sorry no time. BI!!!

A Girl Weirdo

A girl, I will not say who because there are spies looking at this website, is a weirdo. My friends and x-friends hate her, and she takes joy in annoying us. She is, if I do say so myself, a natural at annoying, and she goes BEYOND what I know about being weird. SHE IS A MAJOR WEIRDO!!!

Es Loco!!!

Excuse me for the loco part.(I don't even know if I spelled it right...) but we have another weirdo. Many times a day, I deal with weirdos.Everywhere. This one I made up thuogh. I felt that it would be fun. His name was Bob. (I just picked it out) He had messed up hair and a really weird smile. He loved to eat pie (a ridiculously weird food) and often threw it at his mom. Well, another brief description of a weirdo. Bi!!!

ME!!! For Once!

Your probably wondering why I never talk about myself being a weirdo. Well, many girls I know say I am a weirdo (cough cough, obviously) and I have decided to give into the pier pressure. I am an often lazy fifth grade kid who goes to the school of cider.( Cider Mill School) I have one brother and enjoy teasing girls. But, I am by far nowhere near as weird as Nicholas Cullan. Well, I must leave you in mystery as to who I raelly am, my mother is calling me.

The Weirdest Weirdo I Have Ever Met!

You already know some of the weirdos I know, but this one is by far the weirdest! His name is..........


NI- Well, I probably shouldn't say his name...
Anyway, he goes to school at Middlebrook School and is into pokemon cards and many other things only weirdos are into. He hugs.....BOYS!!!.......and makes every unusual sound imaginable!!! Beware of NICK!!!

A Weirdo and How to Spot One

I know for a fact that I am a weirdo. Why would I be writing this website about weirdos if I was not one of them? Well, back to the topic of this post. A weirdo is a person who tries to annoy people. Wether he/she is succesful in annoying their target does not matter. To spot a weirdo, you must look at them very carefully. Weirdos are often interested in items that have gone out of fassion. These items may be Pokemon cards, station wagons, typewriters, etc. etc. They often intentionally try to annoy their friends and family. Furthermore, they will try to make unusual sounds on purpose. Some sounds are as follows: gurgle, bbbbbuurrrrbbbbbbllllleeee, haha, snort,haha, snort, and teeheehee teeheehee. I hope this advice has proven useful for noticing a weirdo. I give you my regards for now.

A Lecture On Weirdos

Many of you have seen weirdos in your lives. I am here to tell you that not all weirdos are weird or try to live up to the nickname "weirdo." Many people, such as my brother, are infact weirdos and try to live up to that name. But, people such as hobos are falsely accused of being weirdos. Not that I am trying to defend the hobos, but I must say that it is not their fault that they are hobos. They may have been forced out of there homes by power-hungry house-wives, or they might have lived in the great deppression, where many people lost their jobs and could not afford the lugsurious houses that we take forgranted. So, I hope after this lecture, you do not think of hobos as weirdos.

-Thanks-

Another Weirdo

This weirdo, I'm sure you all know. His name is Jason. An idiot if I ever knew one, he roams the land in search of people to annoy.(I should know that he is annoying because I am his brother)

If You Have Ever Listened To A Weirdo

If you have ever listened to a weirdo, good for you! People may say that listening to a weirdo will ruin your mind. They say that weirdos try to make you stupid, or try to make hobos out of you. But, please believe me when I say that weirdos do not try to turn you into another weirdo or freak or hobo etc. etc. etc. (according to my reliable sources...*)

Dried Fruit Aren't Better Than Real Fruit

This is because dried fruit is brown, gross, and has things that you don't want to know about.

Listen to a Freak!!!

Sorry about writing nonsense about this, but some people are even more crazy. If you have lately been to a club penguin creep party, never go again! It will poison your penguin. If you have lately been on www.thelifeandtimesofbutterscotch.blogspot.com, and listened to the article that refers to the article that is at the bottom of this page, than you are a freak as well!

Aloha!!!

Below you will see two Alohas!!! Don't ask what's with the alohas; I just felt like giving you all a smile!!!

Aloha!!!

Aloha!!!

Animal Section: Koalas

You may think of koalas as cute lttle animals. But you'll think differently now!!! Did you know that baby koalas eat poop? This is because they can't eat the poisonous leaves of the Ucaliptous tree. It's true if you don't believe it!!!

A weird person

( french teacher to be more spacific) He has ruined his reputation among the students of a certain school, he only speaks french and never english. A girl, the creator of http;//www.ifeandtimesofbutterscotch.com, protests that I write about him. But why should I stop? The website is called http;//www.haveyoueverseenaweirdo.com, right?