The Weirdest Weirdo I Have Ever Met!

You already know some of the weirdos I know, but this one is by far the weirdest! His name is..........


NI- Well, I probably shouldn't say his name...
Anyway, he goes to school at Middlebrook School and is into pokemon cards and many other things only weirdos are into. He hugs.....BOYS!!!.......and makes every unusual sound imaginable!!! Beware of NICK!!!

A Weirdo and How to Spot One

I know for a fact that I am a weirdo. Why would I be writing this website about weirdos if I was not one of them? Well, back to the topic of this post. A weirdo is a person who tries to annoy people. Wether he/she is succesful in annoying their target does not matter. To spot a weirdo, you must look at them very carefully. Weirdos are often interested in items that have gone out of fassion. These items may be Pokemon cards, station wagons, typewriters, etc. etc. They often intentionally try to annoy their friends and family. Furthermore, they will try to make unusual sounds on purpose. Some sounds are as follows: gurgle, bbbbbuurrrrbbbbbbllllleeee, haha, snort,haha, snort, and teeheehee teeheehee. I hope this advice has proven useful for noticing a weirdo. I give you my regards for now.

A Lecture On Weirdos

Many of you have seen weirdos in your lives. I am here to tell you that not all weirdos are weird or try to live up to the nickname "weirdo." Many people, such as my brother, are infact weirdos and try to live up to that name. But, people such as hobos are falsely accused of being weirdos. Not that I am trying to defend the hobos, but I must say that it is not their fault that they are hobos. They may have been forced out of there homes by power-hungry house-wives, or they might have lived in the great deppression, where many people lost their jobs and could not afford the lugsurious houses that we take forgranted. So, I hope after this lecture, you do not think of hobos as weirdos.

-Thanks-

Another Weirdo

This weirdo, I'm sure you all know. His name is Jason. An idiot if I ever knew one, he roams the land in search of people to annoy.(I should know that he is annoying because I am his brother)