Sunday, July 26, 2009

Silk: The Weirdness Behind It

Alright, so you all know how silk is a really expensive type of cloth right? But do you know how silk was discovered and how its made? I thought not.

A long time ago, the legendary Yellow Emperor of CHina sent his wife to the garden to see what was making holes in hsi mulberry trees (weirdo). What she saw on the trees were little silk worms, but she didn't know that yet. The silk worms were in their cocoons, which the empress found odd, and she took one off to "PLAY" with. She ended up dropping the poor thing in to her tea and it got BOILED TO DEATH!!!!!! And since I don't feel like boring you with an extremely long story about what happened next, I'm gonna-HEY LOOK!!! A BIRDY!!! *crash boom shriek*- "Hey. It's raining prettty hard outside. I think I hear thunder, and THERE'S the lighting. No, wait, don't lock the door....

ZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!


Thursday, July 23, 2009

the last post

yes im done!

A post in two mins.

KK, so I've got two minutes to type this post (the time is now 9:00), and I wanted to see how much i could type in two minutes, which is not very much since im like th slowest typer in the world. Anyway, I just want to talk about any random topic that pops into my head. Oh oh i got one. Ok, so I was reading my emails the other day and I go t one from a girl naemd evaline. she said that my blog posts were srtupid and and that she wasnt even going to bother. It makes me kinda sad, to tell you the truth, that my blog isnt entertaining you and

Saturday, July 18, 2009

A SLIGHT Variation in the Topic!

Dear Whatever Weirdo Reads this Crap,

Yeah.......so you all know how this blog is supposed to be about weirdos (hence the title), right? Well I decided that I would rather talk about weirdos AND the weird experiences that plague my "would be" normal life. Right, just wanted to give you a heads up.

Your's Truly,
Fredrick Dan (not my real name, but who the heck uses their REAL name??? You guessed it: a weirdo)

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Percy Jackson and the Olympians


KK. So i just finished the last book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, and it was pretty good. The few things that I really liked about it were that it was from a kid's (well not really a "kid", because by the end of the series, he was in like, his sofomore year at high school......btw: how the heck do u spell that?) point of view, and that made it a bit more easier to understand. Wait a sec, was that correct grammar? OMG that reminds me of another weirdo at my school ( who's name shall remain anonymous thnks to a certain "treehugger" who complained that it was "unsafe" for me to use someone else's "name"). His name is Will S. and he's this retarded kid who is always telling people that their sentences are "gramatically incorrect". Eventually, he got so anoying that people threw a banana at his face on the bus. As a result, we all had to sit in front from then on because the bus driver got in trouble. It was kind of Will's fault, though, because he sat in the back of the bus in the first place, which is where all the MEANY kids are. I huess u could call me a meany, but whatever, this artcle isn't about me. Actually there was this one article that I wrote about me, but it was really short because, well, wat's da point in writing stuff about u that make u look like a nit-wit (which i am NOT). And in case ur wondering why there's arandom picture of hills there, its because I LIKE hills! U GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!!!!!! KK, bi, for now! dun dun duuuunnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Homework

So yeah, now that I'm in 6th grade an' all, we get tons of homework. Well, not exactly tons, but more than 5th grade. And DEFINATELY more than 3rd grade. My brother is in 3rd grade, and he finished it before I got home. I don't want to sound like one of those guys who goes around yelling that we should get less hw, even though they know it'll never happen, but I do have to admit that they have a point. Us middleschoolers have to work our backs off every night just so the teachers can have the pleasure of insulting our work. "It's so messy I can hardly read it" they say, or just plain "DO IT OVER!" I can't understand what WEIRDO invented homework, when schoolwork is all the work and stress we need. Well anyway, to make a long story short, I HATE HOMEWORK!!!!!! }:-(